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21-Aug-2010

Validating

I’ve started validating all my webpages so I can put them in a portfoiio without cause for embarrassment. It’s fun! Seeing validator.w3.org turn from red to green is exhilarating, especially when lots of errors go away with very small adjustments. The angry “72 errors” I had on the FAQ on House Between the Worlds turned out to be one <h2>something</h3>, two <p>…</li> and a spurious </a>.

Many of the errors the validator finds are in forms and scripts that I didn’t make: the statcounter script has a target="_blank" that’s never used because the counter is invisible, and anyway I wouldn’t want to use it even if the counter wasn’t invisible because I don’t approve of it (here’s a good explanation why). The mail forms I use are horrible, because no value is in quotes and I have to do that all by hand. On the to-do list: learn to make my own mail forms. Oh, and any page with an embedded map needs to be Transitional, not Strict, because even if there is a way to edit the map script to validate as Strict it’s probably too much work.

WTF moment: The detected DOCTYPE Declaration "<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">" has been suppressed and the DOCTYPE for "HTML 4.01 Strict" inserted instead, but even if no errors are shown below the document will not be Valid until you update it to reflect this new DOCTYPE. So, I did X instead of X, and the validator doesn’t like that and wants me to do X instead? On second thoughts I know what caused this: I’d validated the map page as Transitional to see if that would work (and it did), and then set the validator back to Strict instead of autodetect. Of course it registered that I’d changed it, but not what I’d changed it from or to.

I’m learning a lot from validating. That <form> … </form> isn’t a containing element in itself but needs <p> or <div> or <table> inside it; that you can’t have headings inside a list (well, I already kind of knew that but I’d been getting away with it); and, perhaps most importantly, the confidence that I already write nice neat HTML without making glaring mistakes other than typos and cut-and-paste glitches.

And all my CSS validates on the first try. Woohoo! But I don’t dare try the blog…

30-Jul-2010

Don’t be evil?

In the not so distant past, Google had a nifty feature: when you searched for something that was rather like something else more common or more popular, it asked you “Did you mean [whatever else]?”, but searched for your literal query anyway. Sometimes the [whatever else] helpfully corrected a typo or a misremembered name, but more often it was wildly and sometimes hilariously off.

Apparently they thought it wasn’t good enough, or their users were too stupid, so they changed it. When you searched for something that wasn’t common or popular, it showed you the first couple of results for what they thought you wanted, and a <hr>, and then your actual search results. Of course, the first results were the same as the former “Did you mean X?” and so, usually, wildly and hilariously off. The times I’ve screamed “No! I did NOT mean X! If I’d meant X I would have typed X! Stupid Google!” can’t be counted on the fingers of one hand any more.

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23-Jul-2010

And now with added giraffes

If you haven’t heard of One Million Giraffes, this is your chance to help someone make history. This person is going to prove to a friend that they can collect one million giraffes by 2011, not made on a computer or store-bought, but anything else goes.

When I’d sent in mine, made of cinnamon bread —excellent for making giraffes, it bakes to the right colour scheme— I got email saying “Your giraffe is now out on the field playing around with the other 921 992 giraffes.” Now there are 922 349, including the one Secunda made out of her end-of-term test papers.

08-Jul-2010

Network

I don’t know why someone taped a network cable to the floor of the swimming-pool entrance hall. Perhaps because they don’t have wireless.

Swimming-pool entrance hall with network
cable

18-May-2010

Kirchentag - KDE edition

So that was the Ökumenischer Kirchentag in München. Lots of good conversations, some very good; one friendly argument (I can actually argue in German, only I can’t come up with the words quickly enough when it gets heated. I was the Asker of Stupid Questions[1] in that argument, very useful); several chances to help. We handed out CDs to interested people, wrote “www.bibletime.info” on slips of paper and programme books for anyone who saw it running on the demo laptop or on mine and wanted to use it themselves, talked to the Messe neighbours (among others, LUKi, the Linux users’ group for church workers, and took turns getting excellent free coffee from the next hall. And on the Saturday night we went into town and sat down in a random bar that looked all right (Tresznjewski, Theresienstrasse) and it was not only all right, but the beer was awesome (Ayinger Jahreszeitenbier, for the record). They also did awesome fruit drinks.

[1] As in “you say there are several reasons to prefer Microsoft; what reasons exactly?”

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30-Mar-2010

Printing fail

Our laser printer is ten years old, and though it usually does a very adequate job there are some things it has difficulty with. Printing more than one copy of something from OpenOffice, for one.

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24-Mar-2010

Mieke

For Ada Lovelace Day 2010. An overdose of Real Life precluded my Plan A (too busy when I ought to have been doing the groundwork) but fortunately I had a Plan B.

Fake tag for search engines: ALD10

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29-Jan-2010

Might as well announce it

I'm going to FOSDEM, the Free and Open Source Software Developers' European Meeting

Not that I’m a developer; the nearest that I come to that is “KWord alpha tester” (which reminds me that I haven’t checked out today’s version yet). But I’ve wanted to stand behind a stall for a long time, and this is a nice opportunity. Also, I’ll go and see something of Brussels on Sunday, for instance the Hallepoort (Porte de Hal if you prefer French to Flemish). I’m determined not to do anything useful, like volunteer for another half-day of Fosdem or even go to church. Perhaps the hotel I’ve just booked a room at (Euro Capital Brussels) is full of Fosdem people, but I won’t let them sway me.

22-Oct-2009

Boom de yada

Repost, because there’s a new really awesome version: the xkcd comic animated by Noam Raby and sung by Olga Nunes.

Discovery Channel loves the world (and for the video-challenged, here is the whole thing in text).

ETA: Here’s a Star Wars version. The galaxy is awesome!

ETA: And a Harry Potter version, too.

xkcd loves the Discovery Channel.

These people love xkcd.

It’s been around for some time, but I rediscovered it by accident and thought I’d share it in case you haven’t seen it yet. I love the blogosphere, too.

21-Oct-2009

The place to go

Case: I have some files from folder A open in application X. I create a new file and want to save it. Where does the application suggest I save it? And if I want to open another file, what folder should the application give me to open from?

A well-behaved application should offer folder A in both cases, because that’s where all the rest of my work apparently is. It’s a sensible default— opening in A and saving to B does occur, but not as often as opening in A and saving to A. Kate does this, and goes even further in predicting correctly which folder I want; just now I opened a file and closed it in the folder where I want to save what I’m currently typing, and it got it right. Also, if I have a file from A open in one tab and a file from B in another, it gives me A when I hit ^o (for Open) in the A-file and B when I hit ^o in the B-file.

Not so OpenOffice. It stubbornly offers the last folder used, even if I already have a file from another folder open. But then it seems to open every file in its own instance, so that makes a weird kind of sense. Its options are hard to find —they reside in at least two different places in the menus— and harder to understand, so if it can be changed I haven’t found how.

I probably wouldn’t have noticed if I wasn’t working on several different projects at the moment that all involve more layout than I can manage with just a text editor, and I don’t trust KOffice yet for critical business stuff.

Afterthought

Orthodox Christians should write and paint and sing and dance. We should make movies and television shows. We should make clothes and produce textiles as art as well (the fullness of culture is itself too large to describe in a sentence, a paragraph or even a book). And in all these activities, they will be expressive of the fullness of our humanity without having to stick an icon on everything to prove its Orthodoxy.

—Father Stephen in Glory to God for All Things

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