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Orthodox Christians should write and paint and sing and dance. We should make movies and television shows. We should make clothes and produce textiles as art as well (the fullness of culture is itself too large to describe in a sentence, a paragraph or even a book). And in all these activities, they will be expressive of the fullness of our humanity without having to stick an icon on everything to prove its Orthodoxy.
-- Father Stephen in Glory to God for All Things



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2008-04-21

Ooooze

Les choses sont contre nous. Specifically, Filia Prima’s bicycle, which had a flat rear tire: someone’s idea of a joke, whether at school or just passing the school’s bike shed. She walked it home, passing two bike repair shops on the way, but was too angry to even think of leaving it there. Over the weekend we were busy and she didn’t need it —someone who lives in the city centre and doesn’t have to do the weekend shopping can easily forget that she has a bike at all— but this morning she suddenly found out that the tire was, indeed, still flat.

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2005-10-17

Alba Longa novum regem habet

The grammar-school kid had to study for a Latin test (they have a test week every six weeks) and asked me to help. We went briefly through the gender rules, I explained what ‘congruence’ meant, and then we tackled the nearest text to see if it had any interesting grammatical features. “Why do I have to translate this again? We did it in class!” she protested with proper adolescent fury. I said, “Because I’m the boss right now, and that you’ve translated it already is a good and useful thing because then we can concentrate on the grammar instead of the meaning.”

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Hectic but good in Apeldoorn

A fencing meet practically next door —12 minutes by train— so we could leave late and had most of the morning for housework and last-minute weekend shopping. At the entrance to the sports hall, one of the judges greeted us and asked “did it go all right by public transport?” I’m used to people at fencing meets thinking that getting there by public transport is by definition difficult and unpleasant and we’re heroic for suffering it, so I said, “why, yes, of course” without telling him about the roundabout bus route that the public-transport planner had made us take: bus 2 that goes all through the newish housing estate, when we could have taken bus 4 that goes straight, and a driver who told us that the stop I thought was our stop wasn’t, and later asked why we hadn’t got off there. (In fact going places by public transport is usually pleasant, though time-consuming, and easy once you’ve got the hang of it. I suppose it’s mostly a matter of competence, though; I can imagine people not used to it getting completely confused.) It wasn’t until later that I realised that he thought we came from Gouda, because that was the place where he’d first met us, and Gouda is on the other side of the country and happened to be completely isolated because of railway works and an accident.

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2005-09-07

So, the kid is away to grammar school

Her sisters will probably follow in time, but are now mightily annoyed with their teachers (the selfsame two teachers that the grammar-school kid had some trouble with last year) whom they will have to put up with (up with whom they will have to put, to satisfy the prescriptivists) for two years because it’s a combination 7/8 and they’re in 7. Now if that meant that they’d be able to do 7 and 8 in one year it would actually be worth it, but (a) these teachers wouldn’t cooperate even if we tried, and (b) they really are only ten years old, and they’d be starting high school at just or not quite eleven. Not that it seems to matter much at that school (I’m not responsible for their web design, God forbid): of the thirty-one kids in Naomi’s class almost half are less than twelve, and two of those are still ten. She herself is eleven and a half and one of the tallest in the class.

The first day started at 12:30 and was taken up with typical start-of-school things, like getting her locker key and a puzzle tour through the school which caused her to lose herself, and her group to lose each other, in the admittedly confusing corridors. And there was the amazing event of a whole class of very young adolescents groaning in dismay as one (wo)man because there won’t be any Latin this week: the Latin teacher is away to Rome with the third-years. This is what they came to grammar school for. It may be one of the few things that are better about the new school system (well, new since I was in grammar school): it causes the classical-studies stream to be populated by only those people who are actually interested. Nice people, too, the kind that we think of as ‘our sort of people’, who compliment her on her unusual blouse instead of making fun of it.

She came home knackered, of course, despite the lack of Latin, not the least from carrying six kilos of books on her back (though some of those were in her locker for part of the day, I hope). And then homework. A bit miffed about having parents look over her shoulder, but she’ll have to get used to that, because we intend to keep looking over her shoulder until she gets the hang of planning.

But she has more coherent geography than I did, and more interesting maths, and music lessons that actually teach something about music. The maths book came with a CD-Rom which was only-for-Windows, unnecessarily because all the example and practice programs were simple Java things, and Boudewijn managed to get it working under Linux quite easily. We’ll fight the ICT teacher (or at least the people who thought up the course, which is basically Windows-for-dummies) after Christmas when she gets ICT. Something will have to give way for that; her schedule is full. The only relevant thing I can find in the school guide is that both music and art are on the curriculum for one hour a week, and that she has two hours of music and no art now, so probably she’ll get two hours of art after Christmas. Perhaps it’s ‘study skills’ that’s only for the first semester.

She’s enjoying it immensely. Let’s hope it persists.

2005-06-10

The Wizard comes to town

Theatergroep Splinter came to the girls’ school and produced a Wizard of Oz… well, not really a musical, though there was a lot of music, and not really a play; let’s say a chunk of theatre. (Their web site, by the way, doesn’t mention this one; it must be new)

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2005-05-23

Treacly pace in Wageningen

This time we knew where to go in Wageningen and didn’t have to stand on the crossing with four signs pointing in different directions, each one to another sports centre. And we found out, completely by accident, that the bus the public transport planner recommended from Ede-Wageningen station isn’t the most convenient one; the most convenient one is the one we took from Arnhem which goes all the way from one railway station to another, stopping three minutes’ walk from the sports hall.

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2005-04-17

Weird art objects in Almere

The kid’s been fencing in Almere twice before, but I’d never noticed the extremely weird art on the walkways that connect the sports cafe to the bleachers.

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2005-03-26

Summer coats

Spring means getting out the summer coats. I happen to have an in-betweenish one, reversible so I can use it in the rain as well. The real summer jacket needs a new lining, but is otherwise okay — I think I’ll take it to the Turkish tailor next month and see what they can do and whether I can afford it. Boudewijn’s is threadbare but serviceable. Now for the kids:

State of Rebecca’s summer coat: all right, it was too large last year, this year it fits, if she keeps growing at this rate she’ll need a new one next year but we’ll worry about that next year.

State of Naomi’s summer coat: pinches in the shoulders, frayed sleeves, zipper is dead, Jim.

State of Menna’s summer coat: at least two sizes too small (sleeves come to the elbows), falling apart.

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2005-03-25

Crowded in Ermelo

The first time we had a fencing meet in Ermelo it was in a very new, very large sports hall in a new (and, by the look of it, rich) neighbourhood. This time it was in the old sports hall on the industrial estate. Easy walking distance from the station and easy to find, and nostalgic for me because I used to go to the swimming pool in the same building when I was living in the next village over as a teenager. But it’s small. There were about the average number of people, but they only just fit in.

Sports hall filled to the brim

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2005-02-22

Close to home in Deventer

This one was on Sunday, when we usually can’t make it, but it was in De Scheg (I’ll spare you the “click here” front page, but the little map marked PANOVIEW on the index page leads to a nice geek toy) so we rushed over after church, twenty minutes by bike. It was strange to use the sports hall where I sit every Saturday morning reading, or abusing manuscript with fluorescent markers, while the twins swim. Well, I don’t actually sit in the sports hall itself, but in the entrance hall where smoke wafts in every time the door opens because they forgot to have a designated smoking area far from the sliding doors.

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2005-01-21

Military desolation in ‘t Harde

The first meet of the Points Tournament in 2005 was in ‘t Harde, a little town that used to be one of the big garrison towns of Her Majesty’s Armed Forces when we still had conscription. We have a professional army now (it’s a normal job that people actually choose to do, you’re not thrown into it if you happen to be male, healthy and in your late teens) and that means there’s much less of it.

Even a flourishing army brings its own particular brand of desolation, and this was already evident on the station.

Station 't Harde

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2004-12-14

Almere once again

The last instalment of the 2004 youth tournament. The kid missed two in a row, first because we were in Paris which is rather too far from Apeldoorn, then because it was November 21, the Presentation of the Mother of God, too much of a Sunday for either me or Boudewijn to miss church on.

I promised her the last meet even though it was on a Sunday, so we set off, with one cold, one book (mine wasn’t long enough, it ran out on the way home and I had to borrow The Princess Diaries from the kid) and two mandarin oranges each, to Almere where it also started.

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2004-09-22

Fencing in Gouda

The instructions from 9292ov.nl, the public transport journey planner, were clear enough (though we almost took the wrong train in Utrecht anyway; after all, the Intercity to Rotterdam used to stop in Gouda). The bus driver knew where the sports hall was, “right across that bridge”. And sure enough, there it was. Striped black and white, hence its name.

Sporthal de Zebra

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2004-05-22

Fencing in Ter Apel

But we almost got stranded at Olst.

We were half an hour later than we’d planned, meaning that we only had to wait slightly over an hour for a train to take us to Zwolle; someone working on a fuse-box ten miles further on had accidentally cut a cord.

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2004-03-18

Fencing in Ermelo

The kid had another fencing match, in Ermelo this time, quite close to Grandpa (who we visited afterwards). The first was in Almere. The second time, in our own town at that, she got ill on the Saturday and the match was on the Sunday, so she missed it. This was the third time. And she made up for missing the second: won seven out of her eight bouts.

And I took the best fencing picture in my life, at least my life until now; this is a cut from it, fit to advertise junior fencing. Mine is the one with the red pigtail. The other one is the boy who came to the match thinking that girls were no good, and was beaten 5 to 2 in the very first bout by my daughter. He was apparently so impressed that he promptly let the little seven-year-old girl in the set beat him as well.

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