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16-Jun-2009

Exam without fever

So Tertia is off to sit her Cambridge First Certificate in English exams today. She went to the station at an ungodly hour to meet the rest of the class and take the 7:14 to Utrecht, where they’re likely to be the only teenagers in a hall full of adults. She was completely unfazed, only double-checking that she had her train ticket and her ID.

She’s determined to do better than Prima did last year. As Prima’s results were A across the board it’s impossible to do much better. Tertia doesn’t have Prima’s madcap fluency, but she may be somewhat more accurate and thoughtful in the written work, so she’s likely to do at least as well. (And, let’s face it, it would be unthinkable for a kid of ours not to do well in English.) I checked her Use of English practice paper (reported to be the hardest), found three mistakes in about 60 questions and called it “A minus”, but of course I don’t know the norm.

They’ve made it a competition: the loser will bake for the winner. Prima has promised cookies and Tertia her famous chocolate-covered chocolate cake. A win-win situation, either way. Secunda, meanwhile, is up next year because she got into a horrible schedule conflict and had to stop the lessons. More baked goods expected.

09-Mar-2009

An Adolescent’s Guide to Laundry

Maidens all:

When it’s your turn to clean the upstairs bathroom, the laundry also falls to you, as you know well enough. Here are some things you may not know, or if you know them, may well forget.

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26-Jan-2009

Happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAOMI

I briefly considered not posting this because of privacy, but it’s all over her public profile anyway. Also, I wanted to show off the cake! The inside is chocolate cake with almond slivers, buttercream filling and cherries, the outside plain marzipan (rolling out marzipan takes muscles, determination and really good tools, and I seem to have all three).

21-Apr-2008

Ooooze

Les choses sont contre nous. Specifically, Filia Prima’s bicycle, which had a flat rear tire: someone’s idea of a joke, whether at school or just passing the school’s bike shed. She walked it home, passing two bike repair shops on the way, but was too angry to even think of leaving it there. Over the weekend we were busy and she didn’t need it —someone who lives in the city centre and doesn’t have to do the weekend shopping can easily forget that she has a bike at all— but this morning she suddenly found out that the tire was, indeed, still flat.

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17-Oct-2005

Alba Longa novum regem habet

The grammar-school kid had to study for a Latin test (they have a test week every six weeks) and asked me to help. We went briefly through the gender rules, I explained what ‘congruence’ meant, and then we tackled the nearest text to see if it had any interesting grammatical features. “Why do I have to translate this again? We did it in class!” she protested with proper adolescent fury. I said, “Because I’m the boss right now, and that you’ve translated it already is a good and useful thing because then we can concentrate on the grammar instead of the meaning.”

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Hectic but good in Apeldoorn

A fencing meet practically next door —12 minutes by train— so we could leave late and had most of the morning for housework and last-minute weekend shopping. At the entrance to the sports hall, one of the judges greeted us and asked “did it go all right by public transport?” I’m used to people at fencing meets thinking that getting there by public transport is by definition difficult and unpleasant and we’re heroic for suffering it, so I said, “why, yes, of course” without telling him about the roundabout bus route that the public-transport planner had made us take: bus 2 that goes all through the newish housing estate, when we could have taken bus 4 that goes straight, and a driver who told us that the stop I thought was our stop wasn’t, and later asked why we hadn’t got off there. (In fact going places by public transport is usually pleasant, though time-consuming, and easy once you’ve got the hang of it. I suppose it’s mostly a matter of competence, though; I can imagine people not used to it getting completely confused.) It wasn’t until later that I realised that he thought we came from Gouda, because that was the place where he’d first met us, and Gouda is on the other side of the country and happened to be completely isolated because of railway works and an accident.

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07-Sep-2005

So, the kid is away to grammar school

Her sisters will probably follow in time, but are now mightily annoyed with their teachers (the selfsame two teachers that the grammar-school kid had some trouble with last year) whom they will have to put up with (up with whom they will have to put, to satisfy the prescriptivists) for two years because it’s a combination 7/8 and they’re in 7. Now if that meant that they’d be able to do 7 and 8 in one year it would actually be worth it, but (a) these teachers wouldn’t cooperate even if we tried, and (b) they really are only ten years old, and they’d be starting high school at just or not quite eleven. Not that it seems to matter much at that school (I’m not responsible for their web design, God forbid): of the thirty-one kids in Naomi’s class almost half are less than twelve, and two of those are still ten. She herself is eleven and a half and one of the tallest in the class.

The first day started at 12:30 and was taken up with typical start-of-school things, like getting her locker key and a puzzle tour through the school which caused her to lose herself, and her group to lose each other, in the admittedly confusing corridors. And there was the amazing event of a whole class of very young adolescents groaning in dismay as one (wo)man because there won’t be any Latin this week: the Latin teacher is away to Rome with the third-years. This is what they came to grammar school for. It may be one of the few things that are better about the new school system (well, new since I was in grammar school): it causes the classical-studies stream to be populated by only those people who are actually interested. Nice people, too, the kind that we think of as ‘our sort of people’, who compliment her on her unusual blouse instead of making fun of it.

She came home knackered, of course, despite the lack of Latin, not the least from carrying six kilos of books on her back (though some of those were in her locker for part of the day, I hope). And then homework. A bit miffed about having parents look over her shoulder, but she’ll have to get used to that, because we intend to keep looking over her shoulder until she gets the hang of planning.

But she has more coherent geography than I did, and more interesting maths, and music lessons that actually teach something about music. The maths book came with a CD-Rom which was only-for-Windows, unnecessarily because all the example and practice programs were simple Java things, and Boudewijn managed to get it working under Linux quite easily. We’ll fight the ICT teacher (or at least the people who thought up the course, which is basically Windows-for-dummies) after Christmas when she gets ICT. Something will have to give way for that; her schedule is full. The only relevant thing I can find in the school guide is that both music and art are on the curriculum for one hour a week, and that she has two hours of music and no art now, so probably she’ll get two hours of art after Christmas. Perhaps it’s ‘study skills’ that’s only for the first semester.

She’s enjoying it immensely. Let’s hope it persists.

10-Jun-2005

The Wizard comes to town

Theatergroep Splinter came to the girls’ school and produced a Wizard of Oz… well, not really a musical, though there was a lot of music, and not really a play; let’s say a chunk of theatre. (Their web site, by the way, doesn’t mention this one; it must be new)

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23-May-2005

Treacly pace in Wageningen

This time we knew where to go in Wageningen and didn’t have to stand on the crossing with four signs pointing in different directions, each one to another sports centre. And we found out, completely by accident, that the bus the public transport planner recommended from Ede-Wageningen station isn’t the most convenient one; the most convenient one is the one we took from Arnhem which goes all the way from one railway station to another, stopping three minutes’ walk from the sports hall.

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17-Apr-2005

Weird art objects in Almere

The kid’s been fencing in Almere twice before, but I’d never noticed the extremely weird art on the walkways that connect the sports cafe to the bleachers.

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Afterthought

Orthodox Christians should write and paint and sing and dance. We should make movies and television shows. We should make clothes and produce textiles as art as well (the fullness of culture is itself too large to describe in a sentence, a paragraph or even a book). And in all these activities, they will be expressive of the fullness of our humanity without having to stick an icon on everything to prove its Orthodoxy.

—Father Stephen in Glory to God for All Things