Cat and mouse
Cat: sleek tabby catling, just out of ears-too-big and tail-too-long kittenhood.
Mouse: amazing brainpower for such a little head.
Human: foolish creature with fondness for cat photography who forgot to charge her camera batteries.
Human spots cat, dismounts from bicycle and gets out camera.
Meanwhile, cat is intently watching a small pile of dead leaves, which rustles. Pokes it with a paw; sure enough a mouse runs out.
Cat puts paw on mouse. Mouse squeaks.
Human notices that camera has no battery power but wants to watch what happens.
Cat lifts paw, as kittens do to make sure that what they think they’ve caught really exists, though the mouse is perfectly visible.
Mouse takes advantage of this to start running.
Cat puts paw back hurriedly, on the tail this time.
Mouse goes into full reverse, runs up its own tail and sinks teeth into cat’s paw.
Cat yelps and retracts paw. Mouse runs.
While cat is washing injured limb in embarrassment, mouse pauses, looks back over shoulder with look on face saying clearly “I wrote How to Evade Cats, by A. Mouse” and disappears into shrubbery.
Human goes to buy milk and oranges and frozen peas. On return sees cat watching pile of leaves again.
That one will make a mouser yet.
Posted: 23-Feb-2009 | /domestic_blend/cats | link | 0 comments




