Easter is early this year
Ridiculously early by Orthodox standards (April 8; earliest it can be is April 4), and still quite early by Western standards. So the supermarket I still call my favourite, though that may change once they’ve finished refurbishing my usual instance of it with, among other abominations, a “cook-and-choose island” right where you come in, where you can buy what is basically a meal kit for two adults and two children; useless, not only because I prefer to make my own choices, but also because I have too many children to fit their marketing concept. And anyway, they’re teenagers, so they Grow. And Eat. Ah well.
… what was I saying? Oh yes, the supermarket has chocolate Easter eggs on the shelves. In January. One of the teenagers tells me that another shop already had some last week. Not that I object to chocolate Easter eggs; on the contrary, I’d probably buy and eat some now if it wasn’t for the fact that I, you know, celebrate Easter.

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