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25-Aug-2010

On the edge

My brain needed a rinse, and as everybody else has been away this summer (for work in my other half’s case, but he did get his dose of culture shock) I thought I’d treat myself to a bargain day-ticket for the train. It was about a quarter of the normal price, with some restrictions— only valid on the national network and not on the local networks, which thwarted me on one stretch, and not valid until 9:00, which I didn’t mind much because otherwise I’d have taken the 8:45 at the earliest.

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Gratuitous cat picture

Little torbie in Zutphen

Doesn’t need comment, does it? Picture is worth n words.

24-Aug-2010

Dear dream engine,

Awesome, that instruction leaflet on how to carve a mouse from an apple. It didn’t even come out a cartoon mouse, though it wasn’t very realistic, more like those mice from illustrations in children’s books that may or may not wear clothes. If that and the A2-sized comics about the ever-growing family were part of the magazine that had sent reporters to the festival in the school, I want a subscription!

The festival was splendid in itself: singing, prayer, interesting clothes, exotic people. I think it was in fact a music festival, but I got all kinds of culture from it. And money. When I found myself nibbling money I stopped immediately, though the gold coins were nice and sweet, the silver coins nice and spicy, and the little strips of what looked like cardboard and served as paper money interestingly crisp. Only the big brown-skinned man in a fur coat who everybody was shunning (presumably because he was infected with something catching) paid his due with a pile of normal five-cent coins, that nobody touched for fear of infection.

I don’t know why the children’s choir had to sing in the dark, but I do understand that the gym, where we first saw them, wasn’t suitable to do that in: it had the kind of high-up windows that gyms have that nobody could reach to cover with something the light wouldn’t get through. That was probably the reason that only six children and an old man were at a table on the other side of the gym from where I was at another table —and occasionally on it— collecting —and occasionaly eating— the money.

On second thoughts, what I heard of the children’s choir (at some kind of service for a saint) leads me to think that in the dark they would have sounded even more amazing.

21-Aug-2010

Validating

I’ve started validating all my webpages so I can put them in a portfoiio without cause for embarrassment. It’s fun! Seeing validator.w3.org turn from red to green is exhilarating, especially when lots of errors go away with very small adjustments. The angry “72 errors” I had on the FAQ on House Between the Worlds turned out to be one <h2>something</h3>, two <p>…</li> and a spurious </a>.

Many of the errors the validator finds are in forms and scripts that I didn’t make: the statcounter script has a target="_blank" that’s never used because the counter is invisible, and anyway I wouldn’t want to use it even if the counter wasn’t invisible because I don’t approve of it (here’s a good explanation why). The mail forms I use are horrible, because no value is in quotes and I have to do that all by hand. On the to-do list: learn to make my own mail forms. Oh, and any page with an embedded map needs to be Transitional, not Strict, because even if there is a way to edit the map script to validate as Strict it’s probably too much work.

WTF moment: The detected DOCTYPE Declaration "<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">" has been suppressed and the DOCTYPE for "HTML 4.01 Strict" inserted instead, but even if no errors are shown below the document will not be Valid until you update it to reflect this new DOCTYPE. So, I did X instead of X, and the validator doesn’t like that and wants me to do X instead? On second thoughts I know what caused this: I’d validated the map page as Transitional to see if that would work (and it did), and then set the validator back to Strict instead of autodetect. Of course it registered that I’d changed it, but not what I’d changed it from or to.

I’m learning a lot from validating. That <form> … </form> isn’t a containing element in itself but needs <p> or <div> or <table> inside it; that you can’t have headings inside a list (well, I already kind of knew that but I’d been getting away with it); and, perhaps most importantly, the confidence that I already write nice neat HTML without making glaring mistakes other than typos and cut-and-paste glitches.

And all my CSS validates on the first try. Woohoo! But I don’t dare try the blog…

30-Jul-2010

Don’t be evil?

In the not so distant past, Google had a nifty feature: when you searched for something that was rather like something else more common or more popular, it asked you “Did you mean [whatever else]?”, but searched for your literal query anyway. Sometimes the [whatever else] helpfully corrected a typo or a misremembered name, but more often it was wildly and sometimes hilariously off.

Apparently they thought it wasn’t good enough, or their users were too stupid, so they changed it. When you searched for something that wasn’t common or popular, it showed you the first couple of results for what they thought you wanted, and a <hr>, and then your actual search results. Of course, the first results were the same as the former “Did you mean X?” and so, usually, wildly and hilariously off. The times I’ve screamed “No! I did NOT mean X! If I’d meant X I would have typed X! Stupid Google!” can’t be counted on the fingers of one hand any more.

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29-Jul-2010

Fire hydrants

This is a US fire hydrant, the kind I used to wonder at when watching (original US) Sesame Street on German TV as a kid:

(Warning: 3 more pictures after the cut)

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27-Jul-2010

No falling

no falling sign

Amersfoort railway station. One of several posts marking a bump in the floor (apparently the future location of the electronic ticket gates), the only one with a sign on it. According to Secunda, “perhaps it means ‘no lying on the floor with your arms and legs in the air’”.

Unsuccessful expedition

So I’m a single parent without any children— other half is in India, Prima and Tertia at camp, and Secunda cat-sitting for friends who don’t want their ancient cats to be alone at night so she only comes to dinner. I expected that I’d be able to do a lot of work that’s otherwise swamped by distraction and domesticity (like migrate the server), but nothing seems to come out of my hands. Apparently I need the distraction!

I’d promised Secunda that we’d visit her godmother, my cousin the nun, who lives in The Hague, and today seemed the day for it so I bought a special-offer day-ticket for two and we hopped on a train. On the train I realised that I hadn’t informed the godmother of our intentions, but my phone battery was flat and Secunda didn’t have her phone with her (“we’re that kind of people”, she said). But being a nun, the probability that she’d be at home was very high so we didn’t worry.

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23-Jul-2010

And now with added giraffes

If you haven’t heard of One Million Giraffes, this is your chance to help someone make history. This person is going to prove to a friend that they can collect one million giraffes by 2011, not made on a computer or store-bought, but anything else goes.

When I’d sent in mine, made of cinnamon bread —excellent for making giraffes, it bakes to the right colour scheme— I got email saying “Your giraffe is now out on the field playing around with the other 921 992 giraffes.” Now there are 922 349, including the one Secunda made out of her end-of-term test papers.

Gone up another level

In crawl, that is. This morning I could do every other length for about half an hour: crawl one way, breaststroke back, repeat. No need to rinse as I was in the water already. My legs are doing some of the work as well now, and I manage not to hit or bump into anyone because I can actually see other swimmers underwater.

Last week a woman, who had seen me struggling at first, complimented me on my improved style. I can’t see myself, but I knew I couldn’t be as messy and splashy as I started out. Still, it’s nice to hear it from someone else.

With all this I must have overstrained my muscles or depleted my blood sugar or both, because when I stopped at a traffic light my leg gave way and all I could do was to fall as gracefully as possible on to the little bit of grass verge. As I was picking myself and my bike up, a man who had seen me go down while driving past came up, “are you all right?” “Oh yes, I can fall,” I said, and when i realised that probably wasn’t clear, “I know how to fall.” And when he still looked puzzled, “Elegantly. Thank you, anyway.”

I cured the weakness with chocolate digestive biscuits and aloe-vera juice (with lemon, which has the fewest additives, only honey and lemon juice; the variety called ‘natural’ has artificial grape flavour, as if it’s natural for aloe vera to taste like artificial grapes).

Next: build up enough stamina not to have that happen again. And keep my right ear in the water at all times, even when taking a breath.

Afterthought

Orthodox Christians should write and paint and sing and dance. We should make movies and television shows. We should make clothes and produce textiles as art as well (the fullness of culture is itself too large to describe in a sentence, a paragraph or even a book). And in all these activities, they will be expressive of the fullness of our humanity without having to stick an icon on everything to prove its Orthodoxy.

—Father Stephen in Glory to God for All Things

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